Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
And do, every year on this day we practice, aye, we practice. We practice our lingo against the day the black flag goes up.
Rejoice, me hearties. It's International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day again.
And I be schemin' 'bout talkin' like a pirate today.
Avast! Go larn yourself about it, maties!
And keep yer hands off me binnacle!